Mean Doses Brewery & Fillery
Just regular people, like you or me, except they're making very, very good beer.
130 Tory Street Te Aro Wellington
|Pink Mist||5.5%||Raspberry Hazy||Here's that creamy raspberry hazy you've been hanging out for. It tastes like sweetness and cool synthesisers. Drink this mid-strength offering if you're into neon, retro-futurism, or Depeche Mode. Or else just drink it if you want to accessorise and look good - pink goes with everything.|
|Dark Star||8%||Peanut Chilli Porter||Here's that peanut chili porter that probably no-one was waiting for, but man, why weren't they? The booze, the malts, and the space freighter-load of Opotiki habanero - there's no escaping this one.|
|Replicant||12%||Triple Hazy||This is like our triple mega hazy. It's quite the thing. And I know, I know, it's strong - but come on, this is Beervana. You knew this was going to happen. We've lovingly crafted this with Citra, Mosaic, Hallertau Blanc and Rakau. It's your basic full spectrum fruity taste sensation. Drink this one because you deserve to. You really do. (Oh and I suppose I need a Blade Runner reference at the end, so here goes: "yadda yadda, C-beams glittering off the Tannhauser Gate". There, done.)|
|Miami Wine Cooler||4.5%||Wine Cooler?!||This one is a "grape juice lager ferment with fresh citrus". I have no idea what that means in practical terms. Maybe ask the brewer. In terms of taste profile, this does what it says on the tin, i.e. it's a Miami Wine Cooler. Remember those? My aunt Rose used to drink them on the deck of her yacht, in between those long, mellow saxophone solos she used to play. Drink this refreshing, summery [style] because you're curious, hungry for new experience. Or else drink it as a "fuck you" to winter.|